Karak Shai, Anyone?

No doubt UAE started off with the Indian Ruppees. But ever since these Mallu's (Malabari's) have spread here like locusts. Today they are more than 40% in the population rate. If they had a little courage, this country would long been taken over by them. Imagine yourself living in United Malabar Emirates. The same way how the Filippinos later spread and today the Chinese are. Seeing them, I always wonder if there are any remaining male species back in their own country. Name one spot here in UAE where therez no Mallu?

Like earlier the Canadians were blamed for taking up the best jobs with best pay. These Mallus have taken up the remaining jobs with the lowest pay. Leaving us in the middle with nothing. No matter what you offer them, they will shake their head sideways, agreeing. They are the fastest non stop speaking people I have seen talking. A whole sentence ends in less than a second. A very tough language to learn, or even making out what words they use. Worst thing among them, they never teach an outsider their language, but will learn everything from others. Where ever they got their own management in a company, they will recruit people from their own land, not giving a chance to a deserving person. They come with zero knowledge and learn everything within a very short time. Very well know for being back stabbers.

Their whole earning goes in purchasing gold or just saving every single fils in the bank. They are ready to work for a complete of 24 hours, but won't spend a single fils on themselves. A unique cast of humans me seen, beat them to death, but they will not utter a word. Ofcourse they will abuse you in their non stop language :D They not so innocent.

Above all they are the worst drivers, even worse than women drivers, I say . At least women keep looking at themselves in the mirror. These people look a hundred times all around and yet fear to change a track. At a traffic light, they stop all of a sudden seeing a yellow light. Anyone behind directly bangs in their ass. From the day these private driving institutes have started, everyday you will find more than 10 new fear filled Malabaris on the road. But its fun driving around them and freaking them out of the way :D

Back in Sharjah, every Friday, from every corner of the Emirates, they all gather up in Rolla (Arooba Street) at Rolla Square. This place gets so crowded, theres no place even to sit. Even if you find a place to stand, consider yourself lucky enough. I remember some years back during the amnesty period. Every day and night I could see them waiting and sleeping in a long queue on the footpath in front of the labour office, to exit without paying fines for living illegal. More than thousands left daily at that time, yet there has been no difference in their quantity. Instead everyday its multiplyingNot to forget, whatever they eat, whether brakfast, lunch or dinner, everything has bananas and coconuts included.

No matter how low paid they are or on what positions they are working. But they got the best wasta everywhere in this country. Even more than balushi has got.