Monday, May 22, 2006

From Amristar To Arabia

Originating from the unique caste of the over smart Sardars. The Punjabi’s have increased in numbers in the growing years. Here in the Emirates there was a time when a lot of them were recruited in government sectors, (military, water & electricity dept, etc…). With time many moved out to UK and the leftovers started doing businesses. Today these leftovers have reached in making a luxurious life for themselves. This entire rise was not done through their own sweat and hard work, but by sucking the blood and money out from their own colleagues, friends, relatives or be it any innocent stranger they found to loot.

In short they can be described as Two Faces. Taking complete advantage of being Muslims, they easily make someone win their trust. I have personally seen them swear in the name of Allah, their parents, but those were just words disappearing in the air. I feel the sardars, may be considered dumb, but are even more honest and hard working than these hypocrites. Good thing they were kicked out of India.

Among the expats they are a very showoff type. Widely can be seen driving on the roads in Honda Accords and Civics. Nowadays Punjabi music has also become quite popular in discos, concerts or even heard on the roads from passing by cars with their volume to the top. Their songs are completely un-understandable, yet the public goes hip hopping around. A good English song is mixed with some cheap beats and an awful singer sings making that song reach a mark in the top ten charts.

And in a shopping mall, they can be visible with spiky hair styles, a sunglass (be it daytime or night) hanging on their head and tight clothes, plus above all talking English, in an European accent as if their forefathers originated from Europe. Seems that they totally forgotten their forefathers strolling around in a vest and a wizaar along with long moustaches.

Extremely professionals in making stories and in every story it’s a must they are the hero. Never from their mouths does something true comes out. Speak out an incident which had occurred with you and they will come up with an interesting story from nowhere too, after all their reputation matters.

Visit any used car showroom in Abu Shagara or in Al Aweer, they will hypnotize you with their words and make you purchase a scrap piece. Used car dealers, scrap yards, restaurants, butchers, trailer drivers and private driving instructors are their top businesses. Humanity, for them means money and Honesty means betrayal. As long as you shower them with cash, they will dance for you. The day cash flow stops, they will be no longer visible.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

IN SHOPPING MALLS :) yes and try being a girl and see the look in their eyes!!!

Great Blog

12:03 AM  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

It's ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Where the HELL have you been?

I thought we were supposed to save on petrol and drive in anf out together?

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this time its real bullshit. noway any of your comments matches any sardar out there.
i am not a sardar. ok?

5:48 PM  
Blogger Emaratyy said...

"It's ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Where the HELL have you been?

I thought we were supposed to save on petrol and drive in anf out together? "

i just realized this month what work actually means :D

6:43 PM  
Blogger Emaratyy said...

"Anonymous said...
this time its real bullshit. noway any of your comments matches any sardar out there.
i am not a sardar. ok?"

Am speaking about the Punjabis of Pakistan

7:29 PM  
Blogger flamin said...

welcome home emaraty :P

there's one friend of mine who is a punjabi (from pak) and he's just awesome. he's against all these stereotypes that u mentioned and i have to make him read ur blog. he's just going to LAUGH.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

emaraty said...

Am speaking about the Punjabis of Pakistan

- You post started with sardar. Now you say its about panjabis. Second, Amritsar is in India and not in pakistan. ;)

9:05 AM  
Blogger Emaratyy said...

"- You post started with sardar. Now you say its about panjabis. Second, Amritsar is in India and not in pakistan. ;) "

"Originating from the unique caste of the over smart Sardars."

I said they originate from there.... plus amristar is their main motherland.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Tariq said...

Emaraty , this time i dont agree with you at all, i am not a punjabi but really no match b/w your description and them

3:19 PM  
Blogger flamin said...

lollll i hate those punjabis who become 'desis' and listen to the balle-balle music. well, half of which doesnt even mean anything. it's just about jumping on the beats...lol. i think u shud come up with a very bitchy post next time...so that people are like --> :O

LOL :D

10:51 PM  
Blogger flamin said...

LOLLLLL balushi...ure awesome LOL :D

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

punj means 5 and aab meand water, referring to 5 rivers. it is actually from farsi.Punjaab is the land of the 5 rivers.

haraam aleik mister emaraty, i just read your blog page and so far you have attacked Malabaris, Punjabi Sikhs, Balooshi Emiratis, and Pathans. Who else is on your shit list, or do you like anyone at all?

You know, all the non-Khaleejis think you guys are like Indians anyway with your aish basmaati, salona, biryani, achaar, bizaar (same as masala), chai haleeb, wearing wizaars and turbans, and sirwals and all the rest. even your arabic is filled with Indian words, you all know Indian movies and songs, and half of your mothers are from hyderabaad. You are practically Indian so you should stop hating them so much.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous: How do you know that Emaraty is a REAL emirati? Or...maybe you will be surprised that he'll have a post on Emiratis soon. Oh wait, he HAS spoken about Balushi Emiratis :) Don't judge anyone by their posts. Things are not always how they seem.

Besides, every culture has adopted something from at least ONE other culture. So Emiratis haven't sinned.

1:37 PM  
Blogger Absology said...

Hmmm, I disapprove of racism. And I hate it when people say things like "oh yeah they're (from this country) they're all like this".

5:38 AM  
Blogger rosh said...

OMG so true - how the hell do you know so much about all these topics.

I can't help think "Emaraty" perhaps is a group of people as oppossed to one individual - only because you seem to know so much.

There is truth, humour and soft sarcasm in your blogs.

Loved it!

1:11 AM  
Blogger flamin said...

omg where the hell are u!!

3:31 PM  
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