The Tijaari Muwatins

Like today, for medical treatment locals travel to European countries, there was a season some years back, when Hyderabad, India, was a famous treatment spot. Almost every local would travel to India for treatment. But I guess traveling for treatment was just an excuse, as every local returned back, married to a young Hyderabadi girl of aged no more than 13 or 14 years. Some of these men were even in their late 70’s. Having half a leg in the grave, how could one actually get married to someone the age of their grandchildren?

Well the locals are not the ones to be blamed; offer them anything and will accept it with great pleasure. If there is someone guilty, it’s the girl’s family. They themselves use their daughters as baits to hunt these innocent people. Once they succeed, then slowly every cash flow gets transferred to their account and they become the Sheiks of India.

How to identify these Hyderabadis? Time had passed and these little girls are now grown up women. They themselves and their children can all be very easily identified from their dark face structure and not to forget their huge abnormal sizes. Only god knows what the secret of their diet is. They all have a shaggy beard, hair not set and mostly strolling around in their jalabis. Is the Emirates out of water?

Not that they are poor or broke. They all are just ba7eel. Request them for financial help, be it an amount of 10 Dirhams, and they will come up with a million emotional excuses, and you will end up giving 100 Dirhams in return. During Islamic occasions, when charity organizations give away support to the needy within the Emirates, these people are in queue with their GMC’s, filling it with the whole year’s ration. In short, wherever you find “FREE” inscribed, for sure you will find these Hyderabadi Muwatins.

Plus their Arabic is still not 100% perfect, they pressurize their throat while speaking, but still lack the perfectness. Another easy way to identify them is a lot of them have a liking to keep American cars, Caprice or GMC. Unlike other immigrants who have gained the UAE nationality, these people consider themselves as of a high cast. Why? I’m still trying to know that myself. Like earlier I had written that there are some Balushis, who do not disclose their identity, these people are even worse. They will never speak Hindi with any human kind, be it a stranger or their own family member, nor are cooperative at all. If you ever face one, don’t waste time in trying your luck. Better approach an office boy, he would turn out more cooperative than them.