The Mighty Sher Khans
Might be very well known for their strength and bravery, but they have the best IQ level in the world- “ZERO”. As when it comes to the thinking part, they just sit back and stare and keep staring. Ask any Pathan a simple question and you will get a beautiful non expected stupid answer. Though we are living in the 21st Century, yet these people are living a life similar as was back in the Stone Age time.
A simple tip - As long as you are calm with them, they are a safe human species. But the moment they loose their temper, they transform into barbarians. Not thinking what the consequences would be, or why in the first place are they fighting. More than words they use the movement of their solid fists. Wonder if Arnold Schwarzenegger is also one of them.
Their best business in the Emirates, is the transportation industry. From the birth of UAE, these people have been driving taxis. All these years they were living a relaxing free life. Worked in their own mood and in their own style. But with the introduction of the meter taxi companies, their lifestyle got doomed. For sure they are the in the top list of worst drivers.
An incident where a friend faced with a Pathan taxi driver. Normally from his place to the Souq he pays 5 Dirhams. So sat in a taxi and arriving the destination the taxi guy asks for 8 Dirhams. My friend, refusing to pay 3 Dirhams extra, starts arguing with the driver. Finally the taxi driver tells him to get in the car and close the door. Mr. Smart guy took my friend back to the spot from where he was picked and told him to get off and to find another taxi for himself.
They became famous throughout the world when, Americans invaded Afghanistan. With no modern ammunitions, yet they are brave enough to face the world’s superpower. I guess all this strength comes from their energy powder, known as Niswaar (I think). A green stinky stuff which they place under their lips. Possible they might have watched too many episodes of Popeye getting his energy from eating spinach. But this stinky thing is enough to make someone faint or even die. Plus I have heard that this stuff is strong enough to kill a deadly cobra. Without the supply of their own energy stuff, they themselves cannot live a second in this planet.
Pathans are great story makers. I do get to hear a lot of amazing fake unbelievable stories. In their stories it is a must to include themselves, and always are the hero. To them they are the world’s one and only smartest species, but till date I have found them no different than the Sardars.
They cover their women from head to toe. Most of the time, even the women, are kept indoors. True it’s a good thing protecting them; as a woman is said to be the respect of the house. But when doing so, they should first know their own limits. If they keeping their ladies away from the world’s eyes. Then they should also keep their eyes away from others women. The pathans, here in the Emirates are found to be the biggest despos. They not only keep an eye on women, but are very much attracted to the male gender. Even just staring with their huge headlight sized eyes; one can get freaked out.
Once I got a glimpse of a Pashto movie clip, in Rolla Square. There was this big fat hippo lady in tight leather clothes, and the camera was focused on her moving ass. A couple of pathans standing aside were watching closely with their mouths open 2 feet wide. If this scene was in real, then for sure they would have pounded like a lion on that hippo.
For my Shabaab brothers, be alert when being with a Pathan, they are always hunting around for innocent little boys.
Majority of them can be found back in Al Ain, am sure Ahmed has a good experience with them.
A simple tip - As long as you are calm with them, they are a safe human species. But the moment they loose their temper, they transform into barbarians. Not thinking what the consequences would be, or why in the first place are they fighting. More than words they use the movement of their solid fists. Wonder if Arnold Schwarzenegger is also one of them.
Their best business in the Emirates, is the transportation industry. From the birth of UAE, these people have been driving taxis. All these years they were living a relaxing free life. Worked in their own mood and in their own style. But with the introduction of the meter taxi companies, their lifestyle got doomed. For sure they are the in the top list of worst drivers.
An incident where a friend faced with a Pathan taxi driver. Normally from his place to the Souq he pays 5 Dirhams. So sat in a taxi and arriving the destination the taxi guy asks for 8 Dirhams. My friend, refusing to pay 3 Dirhams extra, starts arguing with the driver. Finally the taxi driver tells him to get in the car and close the door. Mr. Smart guy took my friend back to the spot from where he was picked and told him to get off and to find another taxi for himself.
They became famous throughout the world when, Americans invaded Afghanistan. With no modern ammunitions, yet they are brave enough to face the world’s superpower. I guess all this strength comes from their energy powder, known as Niswaar (I think). A green stinky stuff which they place under their lips. Possible they might have watched too many episodes of Popeye getting his energy from eating spinach. But this stinky thing is enough to make someone faint or even die. Plus I have heard that this stuff is strong enough to kill a deadly cobra. Without the supply of their own energy stuff, they themselves cannot live a second in this planet.
Pathans are great story makers. I do get to hear a lot of amazing fake unbelievable stories. In their stories it is a must to include themselves, and always are the hero. To them they are the world’s one and only smartest species, but till date I have found them no different than the Sardars.
They cover their women from head to toe. Most of the time, even the women, are kept indoors. True it’s a good thing protecting them; as a woman is said to be the respect of the house. But when doing so, they should first know their own limits. If they keeping their ladies away from the world’s eyes. Then they should also keep their eyes away from others women. The pathans, here in the Emirates are found to be the biggest despos. They not only keep an eye on women, but are very much attracted to the male gender. Even just staring with their huge headlight sized eyes; one can get freaked out.
Once I got a glimpse of a Pashto movie clip, in Rolla Square. There was this big fat hippo lady in tight leather clothes, and the camera was focused on her moving ass. A couple of pathans standing aside were watching closely with their mouths open 2 feet wide. If this scene was in real, then for sure they would have pounded like a lion on that hippo.
For my Shabaab brothers, be alert when being with a Pathan, they are always hunting around for innocent little boys.
Majority of them can be found back in Al Ain, am sure Ahmed has a good experience with them.
posted by Emaratyy at 3:08 AM
8 Comments:
the first thing that come to my mind when i think 'pathan' is a guy in smelly shalwar-kameez, scratching his crotch. seriously, go to the industrial area (the turn for city centre) and u will see them lined up and scratching or touching themselves there. it's disgusting.
shabab...i see u have taken off ur website address and replaced it with google. i wonder why ;)
I'll try my best not to hurt anyones feelings, Im not racist but if anyone is offended - my apologies..
Al Ain was the home to most of the battan (pathans).. They still drive the taxis and almost everybody here has his/her story about the taxi drivers to tell. Al Ain Taxi, the blogger, does not have quite a good picture, I think he is quite new to the town..
Pathans staring at anyone (men/boys included) is a common sight. In fact today I found a pathan staring at me when I was in the mosque for my Friday prayers..
I dont know if the the expats who have moved in here in last 5 years have heard of the pathan riots in Al Ain. The Indian school here was burned to ashes in response to the razing of a mosque in India. The army and the police sieged sanaiya (the industrial area in Al Ain) for more than a week and many of them were deported. The job was not completed and some of them were left behind. The Pathan Ghettos in sanaiya were razed two/three years back, again with the army help. I heard unconfirmed reports of weapons and drugs being recovered.. God, I sound like Emarati..
Usually they have a bad reputation here. Theres a souq here called souq al battan. Do visit the souq when you visit Al Ain.
lolll a7medo :P actually, i didnt know abt the 'real' mess pathans have made in AA. interesting!
MD- that link was of a friend. Will let you know laterz why it was removed.
Plus I dont want to take the risk of being molested by a Pathan :D
gotcha emaraty :P
You forgot to mention the movers... not just taxi's! The trucks! With mobile numbers on the side. Found in Bur Dubai!
are u serious???? jerking in public.... aaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!
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